Get Out of Town (short horror story)

"Get Out of Town" is a 4.5k-word surreal horror story that follows someone stuck in an unnerving Midwestern county, featuring some gay yearning and of course, corn. Warning for emetophobia, violence, and unreality.

"I want this printed out and delivered to my doorstep so I can read it at least once a month to regain feeling" - Ethan Mullin, real person with a social security number and bank account